To The Extreme: Part Duex

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She laughs at my dreams, but I dream about her laughter.

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Who's Coming With Me?!

    OH HEY!!!  Happy Alojah friday world.  I came across something today that made me giddy like a school girl.  THE TOUGH MUDDER!  It's a 10-12 mile obstacle course that pushes you to the extreme.  I really want to participate in this event, but I'm currently on the search for a team of at least six.  I don't know why I want to do this, but the moment I saw what it was I knew I had to participate in it.  Plus it looks like a ton of fun.  Take a look at this video of past events. 

  I think that some of the obstacles are quite ridiculous, but at the same time a test of mental and physical toughness.  They have a section with 10,000 volt live wires that you have to run through hahaha.  It probably hurts for a little bit, but I can see myself laughing for days watching my friends trying to run through it.  I may not be at the peak of my physical prowess, but I believe that I could finish this course.  I really do think that most of my friends could as well.  Either way it would be interesting to find out and yet another story, and memory, to add to the never ending stories of my life. I also want to do stuff like this before I get to old and have no time or energy to do any of this.  If I can gather a team of three I'm going to this and if it's super fun, I might just try and attend the Tough Mudder every year, until my body can't handle it which I hope is a long time from now.   The course layout is pretty intense looking and it looks like it'll bust some balls.  The mystery obstacle will probably be something super crazy like take a bullet in the arm or get hit in the chest with a 95mph fastball from a pitching machine.  Check out the course layout here at this link... course layout
    Every time I watch a video on the Tough Mudder I get pumped up and makes me want to do it even more.  I usually don't get excited about certain things, but when something like this sparks an interest this strong I sure as hell want to go out and do it. 

   So if you're in the Southern Cali area and want to be on a team bound for glory, hit up the comment section and we can ride the magical unicorn of success to the finish line. 

Some Random Facts About Me

Quote(s) of The Day

Smart phones still aren't smarter than gravity.

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say about you.

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Things You Might Not Know 

Oh hey, KungFu Jesus once again.  I don't know if these are going to be interesting facts or make me even weirder than I already am, but here are some things you might not know about me.  

I really love noodles and pasta dishes.  My favorite would have to be fettucine-alfredo with shrimp or chicken.

   It might be weird but I'm not a big fan of spaghetti sauce, so I'd much rather eat spaghetti with no sauce and just plain ol' noodles. I'm not going to make a big fuss over it, but if I could choose to not have sauce over my spaghetti that's what I'd choose.  Also there have only been two things that I've eaten and have not liked after trying them.  I have a very broad food palette that I've learned from my father and his Samoan eating habits, but the two foods I can't seem to put down is natto and baby sea cucumber.  I literally could not even choke it down.  My throat closed up and prevented me from swallowing both of these two items.  I've had my share of interesting foods and those were by far the worst. 
   Something that many might not know about me is I'm a 3rd degree black belt in karate.  My brother and sister stayed with it for a little while longer and are 5th degree black belts or something like that.  I don't know how far I could have gone if I kept up with it, I was a kid when I got it.  It was a pretty fun activity and I had stopped because I started to get into community sports by that time and the class times interfered with my sports practices.
    When I go out I only wear Adidas shoes for casual days.  I wear Nike running shoes, but when it comes to casual wear I only rock the Adidas.  I always have a fresh pair.  I never change to a new pair without first picking up another pair.  I just like the simple style, and they are pretty damn comfortable.
    I am a collector of spoons.  I have a pretty good size amount of collectible spoons from all over the country and from other countries as well.  I'm not sure how this started but because I traveled a lot as a child I just thought I'd buy something to remember the place I was at and it was just an unorthodox thing, rather than something predictable like a postcard or something.  I'd say I have about 200 spoons from all kinds of places.  Kennedy Space Center, Worlds of Fun in Kansas, Cooperstown New York, you name it.  I haven't been very diligent with it lately, but I will more than likely pick it back up if I start traveling a lot again. 
    I taught myself Morse code.  Very useless, but that's what happens when you get bored on a weekend.  I literally learned it in about 3 hours.  I had a pen and paper and listened to dits and dahs (that's what the beep sounds are called) for 3 hours straight writing down all I could remember, and now I can decode words at 23 words per minute, which is fairly slow considering people can decode at 40+ words per minute. You might be saying, "why the hell would you learn that?"  to which I will reply, "don't cry to me when the world goes all nuclear explosion and this is the only way to communicate!"  This is the OG text messaging. 

   Well those are just a few snippets of things that you might not know about me.  I'm always open to
answer any questions.  If you have a question about me just ask it below and I will answer it.  Hope everyone had an amazing day and take care. 

Oh Silly...

Quote(s) of The Day

Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things.

When you realize you have made a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.                          
                                                                               - Dan Heist
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Silly Rabbit

Oh hey people out there in the inter-webs.  I came across a very funny conversation with one of my good friends over AIM that happened about four years ago.  It was never anything important, but the topics we stumbled upon were quite hilarious.  The direction they went were never conventional or even sane at certain points.
So we will start with one of the weirdest ideas to come into my head.  Looking back at this conversation makes me realize that I might have gone crazy long before I even knew I was crazy.  I'm the one in the red, I also censored his and my screen names even though no one would even care. 

G---F-----810: you know what just popped into my head?

G---F-----810: what if instead of seasons

K---H---20: um no

G---F-----810 : we had change in gravity

K---H---20: LOL

G---F-----810 : hahaha

K---H---20 : im pretty sure if someone saw our convos

G---F-----810: like we'd be saying " wow the force of gravity is long this year"

K---H---20: they would think we're high out of our minds

G---F-----810: haha

K---H---20: hahaha

G---F-----810: lol hahahah

G---F-----810: well maybe not you

G---F-----810: but they'd question me about it

This was another stupid conversation between me and him.  This time it's about how hot Jessica Alba is and what we would do to have her be ours... or mine.  

K---H---20: why is j alba so hot
G---F-----810: cause i only create hot people
G---F-----810: so i can date them
G---F-----810: lol
K---H---20: oh?
K---H---20: shoots
G---F-----810: i tell myself that to comfort me at night
G---F-----810: lol
K---H---20: lol
G---F-----810: stops the crying

G---F-----810: dude if any of our friends got a girl like that
G---F-----810: that was like the perfect girl
G---F-----810: dude
G---F-----810: there would be some backstabbing

K---H---20: wait

G---F-----810: f*ck id try and steal her from you if you had her
K---H---20: we'd be f*cking enemies
G---F-----810: hell yeah
G---F-----810: it'd be you vs the world
K---H---20: hahaha seriously
G---F-----810: you'd have to just kill all men
G---F-----810: no other way around it
K---H---20: is anyone dating her?
G---F-----810: hmmm ill look that up
K---H---20: oh wait
K---H---20: i am
K---H---20: HAH!
G---F-----810: HAHAHAHAHAH
G---F-----810: wait you too?
G---F-----810: you know what would be the ultimate f*ck over?
G---F-----810: if you had only 5 seconds to do what you wanted with her
G---F-----810: hahahahaha
K---H---20: LOL
K---H---20: id kill her
K---H---20: and kill myself
K---H---20: so i could forever be with her
G---F-----810: ........
K---H---20: LOL???
G---F-----810: ME TOO!
K---H---20: hahahahahahahaha u didnt have that in mind, u f*cker
G---F-----810: i know
K---H---20: lol
G---F-----810: i was thinking kill her
K---H---20: what would u really do
G---F-----810: then when they bury her
G---F-----810: rape her dead body
G---F-----810: ewwwwww
G---F-----810: what if you found out that she was a dude?
K---H---20: id still do her
G---F-----810: ultimate boner killer
G---F-----810: HAHAHA
K---H---20: hahaha
G---F-----810: or like what if shes got a huge muff
G---F-----810: like monster muff
K---H---20: lol
K---H---20: what about it
G---F-----810: or hairy nipples

That is pretty much the conversation condensed.  I looked at this and laughed at how low-brow the comedy was just a few years ago.  I'd like to think that our sense of humor has evolved into something a little more polished and refined.   I still chuckled at just how silly we were.  We have conversations like this from time to time, but it's usually just brief one liners.  I really wish my theory of time was in text form, because I quite like my theory.  Maybe one day I'll make a post of it explaining how there is no present time.  Until that day enjoy what other crazy things I have to put up on the ShoreBreak808 Happy Hour. 

It's My Soap Box, So F Off

Quote(s) of The Day

Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.

Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.

                                                          -Mark Twain

 

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Listen Up

Oh hey.  Just for the record, this is not a blog to bring anything important to anyone.  It's literally my soap box to say things that I might find interesting or something I feel I need to say.  Think of me as the crazy guy on the street corner preaching about God or how the end of the world is near.  This is just my way of writing things down for myself and if you care to read it then good on you.  If you don't care to read it then you probably won't be reading this anyway, so F off. (Just kidding....)   Whether or not you think what I have to say is interesting or not, it doesn't change anything for me.  Just like most things in my life, no matter what my actions are, I can't change the actions of others.  It might change their reactions but I can't control what they actual choose to do with their lives.  I don't mean to be such a Debbie-downer, but I just feel people see what I'm writing and putting down as a waste of time because no one gives a shit, to which I will reply "then don't read it."  I find that by writing things down, no matter what the content, keeps my mind off other things that might be bothering me.  It's like a form of therapy.  Some might partake in drugs or other mind altering substances, but for me just give me a platform to tell a story or two and I'm a happy camper.  I wish I could tell you all about some of the stories in my life, but let's face it, my life is full of embarrassing things.  If they were events that happened just to me I would have no problem telling you, but since they involve other people, I don't think it's my place to make them look bad or embarrass them.  So if you personally know me and you know some of the amazing stories, be lucky that you know them.  I have to say though that not everyone knows the same stories.  Some know more than others and one may know them all....  but I again apologize for not being able to share my complete life story on this blog.  I also feel I need to apologize for a lack of interesting content.  I promise to get more in the field type material soon, instead of just random videos and stupid lists.  So till next time, take care and enjoy life. 

My Pet Peeves

Quote(s) of The Day 

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

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In light of April fools day, here's two of my all time favorite prank phone calls.

REALLY?

Oh hey.  Happy Aloha Friday.  So today and yesterday there were tons of things that annoyed me, and I took note of what they were.  So I thought I'd give you a glimpse into a dark place which is my mind.  So get a snack or two cause this is going to be a long one.

1)  Loud Eaters-  If you're not eating chips or something crunchy, I do not need to hear your fatness.

2)  Peeing at a Urinal-  When there are more than 2 urinals and someone decides to use the one next to me and the far one is not being used.  I can see if I was using the one in the middle and the other person was forced to use the one next to me, but when the far one isn't being used it kinda upsets me.
  
3)  Multi-fold Brochures-  When you get a brochure with more than 3 folds and you can never get it folded back the way it should... drives me crazy.

4)  Nosy People-  If I'm not directly talking to you, then it means that you don't need to hear it.

5)  Blister Packaging-  When you put scissors into a blister package, doesn't that defeat the purpose of that purchase.  You need f-ing scissors to get that damn thing open.

6)  Parkers-  When people park in slanted stales facing the opposite direction because they pulled through from the other lane.  It makes no sense to do that.  It's all one way traffic down that lane anyway.

7)  The 1 upper- Dude I get it, instead of eating six double cheese burgers you ate 15.  Cool bro, you killed three hookers instead of one on accident.

8)  Backpacks and Bags- When people have large backpacks are shoulder bags and they turn or back up and they hit you with it cause their stupid heads can't comprehend that they now have a larger area of space that they take up. 

9)   Mariachi Music-  I hate this music, and Mexicans don't realized that when they blast this shit music that they are the only ones that like it.  

10)   Justin Bieber- DIE DEVIL SPAWN!

11)  Toilet Paper- When it's coming from under from behind and not over from the front.  And also when there isn't any on the roll, but clearly another roll.  Just change it out you lazy ass.

12)  Fast Food Customers-  When people take forever to order at a fast food restaurant like McDonalds.  The menu hasn't changed much in the last 100 years.  You're getting a large number "your fat" and hurry up so I can get my vanilla milkshake on.

13) Feet-  I hate when people put their feet on the dash of a car.  I would like to see a small collision that sets off the airbag and their legs fly over their head.

14)  Star Nosed Moles-  Have you seen those things.  Seriously, What the F is that thing anyway.

15)  Favors-  People who are constantly asking you for favors.

16)  Ewww-  When you grab something and there's a foreign substance on it and leaves a sticky or waxy feeling on your hand.

17)  Handi-Fat -  People who think being very fat is a handicap.

18)  Weather Forecast-  I hate when they say there's a 50% chance of rain... Yeah it's either going to rain or not everyday.

19) Cornstarch and Water-  Is it a f-ing solid or a mother f-ing liquid?

20) Children and Parents- Parents who let their child push their way through people and don't teach them to say "excuse me" or they don't apologize for them.  Also please don't put your child on a leash.  If you can't watch your child you shouldn't have had one in the first place. 

21)  Call of Duty- Shitty random kids that would be better if they didn't touch their controller.  I also can't stand losing to terrible teams.  (FYI me and my crew are the best team in Hawaii, just saying)

22)  Forgetting- When I go to the market and I forget to buy something, then remember as soon as I park back at my place.

23)  Justin Bieber-  I really hate that thing.

24)  Birds-  When I'm stuck in traffic, bumper to bumper, and I see a flock of birds flying above.  Why can't that be me...?

25) Cereal-  When I'm at the bottom of the bag of frosted flakes or something, and all the crumbs and cereal powder rushes past the whole solid pieces and turns my milk into a thick sugary paste. 

This is only the tip of the iceberg.  There are other things that annoy me, but I'll save you time and sanity.  I could have gotten really personal about certain things that annoy the hell out of me, but A) I don't want to air out my dirty laundry on a cowardly medium and B) It would pretty boring.  Not saying that this was riveting from the start.  Hope you all enjoy the weekend and be safe.