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Oh hey. From the title this post will be a small list of bad ass villains in movies. Not necessarily the most evil, but the one who might have put on the most flair or one that even had a crazy ass suit. This won't be like a top 10 or anything and it won't be in any specific order because quite frankly that was a bitch to put together, this will just be anyone who I feel worthy of being mentioned will be here. So let's start with a villain that is all mind games and can talk his way into making you kill, even if it's himself getting killed. John Doe (Kevin Spacey) from the movie Seven is a diabolical genius when it comes to killing. He murders people through relating them to the seven deadly sins, hence the name of the movie. It's creepy to see how well Kevin Spacey plays that role, and that's why he gets on this list.
This next badass villain is awesome for so many reasons. He is the blackest mother f-er and he probably knows it too. Sho'nuff from the movie The Last Dragon shows that he's the master, so much so he starts glowing with an aura. If you ask me he probably smoked meth before and that's where he got all his powers from.
Next up is a villain that needs to be on the list. The Joker. Slightly insane and maybe a genius when it comes to villainy. He isn't in it for the money, he's in it to prove that he's better than you. A real self-motivator when it comes to crime. He even takes the time to put on face paint. If you ask me that's being dedicated to your job. On top of all of that he's one hell of a magician.
So you might be saying to yourself right now, "these villains aren't that badass." Well this next one is so badass it isn't even human. The raptors from Jurassic Park. These clever girls were so smart hunting their prey it made Dog the Bounty Hunter look like a bitch... brah. They were so badass that they even tried to take on the T-rex at the end of the movie.
Ok these next two are both on the list but from different movies. They are brothers and they both have a hate for flat footed police men. Hans Gruber and Simon Gruber both hate John McClane with a passion. Though Hans was a little more serious about his plan, Simon's plan was on a much larger scale and even got the job done with using riddles.
This next villain is by far one of my favorites. Anton Chigurh from the movie "No Country For Old Men", is the quint essential badass... except for maybe his hair cut. He is the embodiment of pure death, with a shoot first ask no questions later because he knows the answer already. I would not want this huge Mexican chasing me for some money.
Tony Perkins is a fat camp counselor. He's possibly the funniest villain of all time as a crazy, delusional work-out guru who runs a fat camp. His little sidekicks like Sven, the Swedish beefcake, only make him better and crazier. Repulse the monkey...part the horse's mane.
This next badass villain is awesome for so many reasons. He is the blackest mother f-er and he probably knows it too. Sho'nuff from the movie The Last Dragon shows that he's the master, so much so he starts glowing with an aura. If you ask me he probably smoked meth before and that's where he got all his powers from.
Next up is a villain that needs to be on the list. The Joker. Slightly insane and maybe a genius when it comes to villainy. He isn't in it for the money, he's in it to prove that he's better than you. A real self-motivator when it comes to crime. He even takes the time to put on face paint. If you ask me that's being dedicated to your job. On top of all of that he's one hell of a magician.
So you might be saying to yourself right now, "these villains aren't that badass." Well this next one is so badass it isn't even human. The raptors from Jurassic Park. These clever girls were so smart hunting their prey it made Dog the Bounty Hunter look like a bitch... brah. They were so badass that they even tried to take on the T-rex at the end of the movie.
Ok these next two are both on the list but from different movies. They are brothers and they both have a hate for flat footed police men. Hans Gruber and Simon Gruber both hate John McClane with a passion. Though Hans was a little more serious about his plan, Simon's plan was on a much larger scale and even got the job done with using riddles.
Tony Perkins is a fat camp counselor. He's possibly the funniest villain of all time as a crazy, delusional work-out guru who runs a fat camp. His little sidekicks like Sven, the Swedish beefcake, only make him better and crazier. Repulse the monkey...part the horse's mane.
A very unconventional villain is the cocoon that wouldn't open in the movie Spinal Tap. Just watch the video and see how diabolical that thing is.
There is one more badass villain that I want to put on this list. Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. This huge ass Russian killed a man in the ring. If that isn't badass I can't tell you what is. I mean he's a huge mother f-er and wants nothing more than to be an awesome juice using boxer. He's powerful and slightly superhuman. If the movie was real this is how it would've been. No f-ing around just pure destruction.
Well there it is, some of the best villains I've thought of. If you would've like to see someone else on the list, comment below and voice your disdain for my choices. We can have a debate about it and maybe I'll edit your choice in. Check in later when I have a list of most badass heroes.
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