New Layout. Also Announcing a Contest?

Oh hey everyone.  I'm going to start a new way this blog is run and how its setup.  Its gonna have a little bit more of a structure rather just dumping, yes dumping, a whole bunch of nonsense on your screen. So after this initial opening this is how it will be from now on.  I hope you still enjoy it and hope that you get a laugh from time to time.

Quote(s) of the Day
Let your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.

Nobody ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.


Video(s) of the Day

  

SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.

 

Oh hey.  Today I bought a lot of lotto tickets (Mega Millions) in the hopes of hitting the jackpot.  Unfortunately I was unable to pull off that miracle this time, but if I were to win that baby I have a list of things I'd want to do with it, and here are some of the more crazier things that are pretty realistic and pennies on the dollar after winning.

1) I would send a limo down to my friends house and have the driver make them peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (maximum of two each) then get back into his car and drive away.  

2)  I would take a taxi to the airport get a first class ticket back home to Hawaii, and buy a car at the nearest car dealership.  Then I would proceed to drive to my house and let myself in and say "oh hey" to my family and look at their expressions when they see me. 

3)  I would want to go to Samoa and Japan (Japan would need to wait)

4)  I'd want to go on a road trip to all the states and check out their biggest attraction.

5)  I would want to buy everything on the Jack in the Box menu then proceed to throw it on the ground and run it over in the drive through.

6)  A house set in Hawaii Kai near the water... Preferably in Portlock.  

7) I would most likely take my closest friends on a trip of their choosing.  So wherever they wanted to go I'd take them.  

8)  I would open a restaurant/bar and name it "Pounders" and have a friend of mine open a fudge shop next to it.  And have whoever of my friends wanted to work it, they could. 

9)  Have a personal chef

10)  I would want to try certain foods, such as caviar and other expensive food items.

11)  Surgery on my shoulder that I should have gotten back in high school.

12)  I would want to be the only person in Hawaii to own a Bugatti Veyron, then drive it to the market every weekend.  

13)  I would fill up my gas tank with premium all the way till it was spilling out of the gas tank.

14)  Carbon Fiber toilet seat.  Yes they actually exist and it costs $249.

15) An annual membership to the beer of the month club.

16)  A pet Koala

These are just a few things that I would do with that money.  These are only silly things, and I would be a little smarter with the bulk of the money, such as invest it.  What silly things would you do if you won the lottery?  

So I have decided to hold a contest for this coming month of April.  It will be for a $25 iTunes card and the way to enter to win it will be very simple.  As simple as leaving a comment on the specific topic I choose.  You will get an entry if you write a comment, only one entry per blog post.  Whoever comments will get their name put into a hat and a name will be drawn randomly.  I will try to have two prizes for each month, so check in regularly to see what prizes will be coming down the pipeline.  I will tell you more about it in the coming posts, but for now just enjoy the randomness of the Shorebreak808 Happy Hour.